Stockings

I'm stalking you - mantyhose 

Do želudca, da ne mrznu jajnici.
 Jesi li dovoljno miško?

Don't go to the afterlife with empty or half-empty glass

Muslims should not drink, he's not even drinking, his bottle is empty

Muslimani ne bi trebali piti, on i ne pije, prazna mu je flaša.

Imao sam svega, život lijep bio, neka vidi džemat da u mezar ništa nisam ponio.mp3

Afterlife comodities

Romanians (Vlachs) of Serbia, sometimes even Serbs - both not descending from Egyptians

Kablovska - Jer život nema reprizu

Kuwaiti dinar - Sheikh Sheki friend of Saddam

Duke Seselj of Serbia (his grandpa, lt.colonel, the first town liberator in Europe from the Nazis): "Not even one foot of serbian land will bare one foot of muslim (Bosniak) soldiers (not even one, the other presumably cut off by land mine)", but Kuwaitians are OK, Kuwaiti dinar is as almost as Serbian dinar

Gdje su srpski radikali tu su srpske zemlje, sa sve dinarima, kuvajtski dinar mi je mio kao i srpski - on je (iračkom dimiskijom, poklonom od Sadama) mnoge posjekao glave, zato Srbi njega nemojte slaviti

John Goodman and Morgan Freeman - irony of the surnames

Nooow this is trippin' - Serbs ("probably" derived from servs, not to mention slave Slavs) rise against enslavement (??) in Hague International Criminal Court (war-crimes) 
dr. VojiSLAV Seselj, look it up

Zarobljeni serbus i slavus

Battledore hornbook spellers

You gotta know who`s first in your primer book - Yugoslav president for life, communist era

Tad se znao red, očinstva, a šta si pa mogao ionako te učili prvo M i T slova da možeš da pišeš Tata Mama, i samoglasnike A I O, sad možeš da pišeš i TOMA

Cultural display

Zaječah u srcu... Zaječ(m)ar u kurcu - KurTurno leto, guzički intermeco

1389

 If you`d like to say to him - I tease but I feast
Justinijana (ga) prima, pa stvarno snizite ga za dinar pa da ide ko alva, za ljubavnike vernike, a taj dinar nek ostave tamo gde se celiva 

Gipsy kings

Gypsum kings

Gipsi kingsi njima se obratite ako hoćete lavove i labudove

Chilling war

I donot (yes it`s written together in Serbian too) know what`s so cold about the Cold war - a 3rd page (almost always depicting breastnaked chicks with catchy erotic captions) of nationwide best selling daily paper

Globalno zagrevanje za rat

Fairview rooms for rent

Rooms with the view of  our neighbours` bathroom

Iznajmiću sobu s pogledom na te, da gledam te kao na TV ekranu... .mp3

Suckling pig - Izgubljeno trin*esto prase

Son of a Butcher

Kako li bi izgledali čvarci na primer kad bi se pravili od bradavica ovih bradavičastih svinjica

Golden brown

Texture like Sun
Istopio sve one zlatne ploče

Sweet (and sour) childhood memories

Piggy back riding

Điha điha četri noge sve četiri krute - a faca "S kakvim kretenima ja živim jebote"

Spiritual ascending floor - Duhovna nadogradnja izRipanj

 

House slash church slash parliament building slash whatever

Svetovno prizemlje duhovno potkrovlje, kakvi su prepraviće je i u džamiju samo da komšiji crkne krava, Čardak ni na nebu ni na zemlji

Fresco fresh

Family fresco portrait (named Koya`s ark)

Kojina barka - savremeno ktitorstvo

Shoe utensils

Serbia shall not yield (also anti-gey campaign slogan, in "Serbia shall not bend-over" context)

Singing songs for presidents (and not being in affair with them)

Our president`s favourite singer, and ex- defence minister`s father-in-law, of course

Srbija je naše blago zadužbina od davnina, čuvaj sine naše blago čuvaj i za svoga sina.mp3

Folklore tradition

Keeping the tradition live, and pigs dead

Pesničko veče pečenje se peče, zavesa za efekat iznenadjenja

Chicken brests, chicks with implants

Chicks with their implants these days

Pip'i G(r)udi - k'o piletu sise

Stoya hot tub

Hot in so many levels - folk diva Stoya, fooled you, right? You thought you were gonna see a hot porn star Stoya masturbathing in hot tub with 7 guys?

Pa,pričaj mi nešto sexy, nisam ti ljuta, samo su mi bradavice nadražene

All glory to (The hypno toad) Putin written with lard

Imagine that you burp what is written

Ne znam otkud šahovnice. 
Zamisli da podriguješ ovo što je ispisano u  masti...

Mayor Kingpin in "Fuck you, world"

Privately held Olympics, mayor (Kingpin) of Jagodina - the craziest city in Serbia

Jagodina ludilo

Perpetual peace of meat (Kant salami I like `um)

A posterior(i) cut meat 

Kant Hendl Dis

Latinisation - Faux Latin Cyrillic

Institute of Serbian language in Gaj`s alphabet (not really, they`re just dumm)

Institut za srpsn jeznk gajevica, bosančica, kirilica latinizacija

Forever

Fuck the police

Fuck the police

Polizajke

Slider burger

Pljeska

Fashion of Christ

Orthodoxy in fashion

Ktitorska moda

I (don`t) want to believe

You better believe it

Paramount-ažа

Civil war in Egypt, Serbs don`t care

So what if it`s a civil war in Egypt, it`s great for holidays

You`re doing swine

New pork 

New York-shirsko prase

Lasta

Women driving in Serbia, that`s totally a thing now - bus lines "Swallows"

No smoking in buses

Smokin' 

Advertising smoked beef

Ovo definitivno nije mesto za to

Michael Jackson's obituary in Serbian newspaper

Michael Jackson's obituary in local newspaper 

in midst of dead old ladies

Umrlica - okružen tetkama u lokalnim novinama Majkl Džekson

Reality show "The farm" in Serbia

Reality

Serbian Tom Jones

Bling bling

is all that Serbian Tom Jones can sing

Brest town, Serbia

Brest town, Serbia