Stockings

I'm stalking you - mantyhose 

Do želudca, da ne mrznu jajnici.
 Jesi li dovoljno miško?

Don't go to the afterlife with empty or half-empty glass

Muslims should not drink, he's not even drinking, his bottle is empty

Muslimani ne bi trebali piti, on i ne pije, prazna mu je flaša.

Imao sam svega, život lijep bio, neka vidi džemat da u mezar ništa nisam ponio.mp3

Afterlife comodities

Romanians (Vlachs) of Serbia, sometimes even Serbs - both not descending from Egyptians

Kablovska - Jer život nema reprizu

Kuwaiti dinar - Sheikh Sheki friend of Saddam

Duke Seselj of Serbia (his grandpa, lt.colonel, the first town liberator in Europe from the Nazis): "Not even one foot of serbian land will bare one foot of muslim (Bosniak) soldiers (not even one, the other presumably cut off by land mine)", but Kuwaitians are OK, Kuwaiti dinar is as almost as Serbian dinar

Gdje su srpski radikali tu su srpske zemlje, sa sve dinarima, kuvajtski dinar mi je mio kao i srpski - on je (iračkom dimiskijom, poklonom od Sadama) mnoge posjekao glave, zato Srbi njega nemojte slaviti

John Goodman and Morgan Freeman - irony of the surnames

Nooow this is trippin' - Serbs ("probably" derived from servs, not to mention slave Slavs) rise against enslavement (??) in Hague International Criminal Court (war-crimes) 
dr. VojiSLAV Seselj, look it up

Zarobljeni serbus i slavus

Battledore hornbook spellers

You gotta know who`s first in your primer book - Yugoslav president for life, communist era

Tad se znao red, očinstva, a šta si pa mogao ionako te učili prvo M i T slova da možeš da pišeš Tata Mama, i samoglasnike A I O, sad možeš da pišeš i TOMA

Cultural display

Zaječah u srcu... Zaječ(m)ar u kurcu - KurTurno leto, guzički intermeco